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Witness Teit's ascension

I'm tired of your broke Solana degen ass. 
If you want to be like me, you'll chose $TEIT

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Words of wisdom

Dear white men, you are doomed. You total fucking losers. Women control you like puppets. I urge you to wake up and realise women are like ovens. Get a bunch of ovens and start baking children. 5 at the time. Make sure they are well cooked. Be like your man Teit, The top G. 

- Andru Teit, The Top G

Escape the Matrix

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how to buy

1. Create a SOLANA wallet using Phantom (download in the app store or play store)

2. In Phantom, purchase some SOLANA

3. Go to Raydium.io/swap and connect your wallet
 
4. Leave SOL in "from" and paste our CA in the "to" field

5. Click swap and enjoy moon

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Testimonials

teit fanboi

i usd to b pour now im nut

5/5 Rating

stoopid deyen

moon fo so, dun be a pusee 

5/5 Rating

tirston teit

im onle heer fr de beaches

5/5 Rating

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Tokenomics


Total Supply 1B tokens
Tax 0%
LP Liquidity burned (pump.fun)

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Still a lazy and poor piece of shit? Get a grip

Wake the fuck up and make money

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Memes

coming soon...

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